Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Just For Laughs

Sales vs. Management
A passenger jet was suffering through a severe thunderstorm. As the passengers were being bounced around by the turbulence a young woman turned to a priest sitting next to her and with a nervous laugh asks, "Father, you're a man of God, can't you do something about this storm?"

To which he replies, "Lady, I'm in sales, not management."

Marriage Is A Contract...
They say marriage is a contract. No, it's not. Contracts come with warrantees. When something goes wrong, you can take it back to the manufacturer. If your husband starts acting up, you can't take him back to his mama's house. "I don't know; he just stopped working. He's just laying around making a funny noise."

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