Monday, July 18, 2005
Exercise is good for you...
1) My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the heck she is.
2) I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
3) The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear
heavy breathing again.
4) I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures what
I'm doing.
5) I don't exercise at all. If God meant for us to touch our toes,
he would have put them further up our body.
6) I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who
annoy me.
7) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
8) The advantage of exercising every day is that you die
healthier.
9) If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a
small country.
10) I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
Unknown at 4:22 pm