Friday, June 03, 2005
taking a drag to relieve the pain in me
With one swing of the steering i managed to lose one of my mum's cd. I looked high and low and couldn't find the cd. Shite. And i managed to topple the ice tea. Un-wise decision. Trying to outdo some ah bengs. Best. AH BENGS! ....................... Don't ask me why i did that, actually i know why really. The drive today was boring, nothing interesting, had to find something to give myself a kick, yes a kick in the ass was it i say.
Instructions to do this on your own:
1. Pick up to 50km/hr
2. Brake really hard about half a car length from the corner
3. Flip the steering 90 degrees.
Repeat as you please.
Warning:
Devastation effects may vary. If carrying iced-tea on board, ice tea may splatter all over your car. Mummy's Teresa Teng CD will also mysteriously disappear. Of course this is considered minimal destruction. I can imagine worse scenarios. Like the cap of your ice tea unsecured and when u flip the steering, ur ice tea does a somersault and lose it's swimming cap.
Teresa Teng cd please re-appear. Leaving tioman tonight at 11.15pm. Adios folks, i'll be bringing my txtbook along, if it makes u happier that i'm half slogging while i'm having my mini-vacation.
Unknown at 12:27 am