Tuesday, March 11, 2003
The Optimist
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An American touring the Sahara was dressed in a bathing
suit. A Bedouin gazed at him in amazement.
"I'm going swimming," the tourist explained.
"But the ocean is eight hundred miles away," the Arab
informed him.
"Eight hundred miles!" the American exclaimed with a
huge smile. "Boy, what a beach!"
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!
Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A: Unhoppy.
Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good croak and dagger.
Unknown at 3:05 pm