Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Youngest Son: "Tell me daddy, what is the difference between
"Potentially"
and "Reality"?"
Dad: "I will show you"
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert
Redford
for 1 million dollars"?
Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity"!
Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1
Million dollars?
Daughter:" Wow! Yes! he is my fantasy!"
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with, Tom
Cruise for 1 million dollars"?
Elder Son: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million
Dollars!
I would never hesitate!"
So the father turns back to his younger son saying:
" You see son, "Potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but
in
"Reality" we are living with two prostitutes and one gay.

Unknown at 2:46 am