Friday, March 11, 2005
Life is vunderfool, oh so vunderfool
Been reading the newspapers lately?? Oh don't. It's starting to become a joke. Gay parties are causing the spike in AIDS. Michael Jackson wanted to kidnap the the little boy and his family and trap them in Neverland. Ooooh. Anything serious is turning funny, or maybe my sense of humour's been warped. Sigh, the world is such an interesting place to live in, why would u wanna commit suicide? Debates over the sexuality and deviant acts by fairy tale writers. Oh now we have to screen the writers too. Just doing it the singapore way, no offence. Irregardless whether u're indian, china, singaporean, please line up for screening. Blonde hair, blue eyes express queue to the publisher. Now u noe why we dye our hair blonde and wear coloured contacts. Duh. Isn't that a vunderfool revelation. Singaporeans, we are a mighty entertaining bunch dunch ya think. Oh oh, it's my turn at the cosmetic surgeon's already. Voila, sharper nose, maybe i can pass off as an ang moh alreadie. Now maybe some skin pigmentation job ala MJ.
Unknown at 9:12 pm